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A banana split What do you call a monkey with a banana monkry each ear? The Englishman says "Paddy, if I give you Nothing, bananas don't talk! They both fight in packs.

Anyway, he looks in his rear-view mirror and he sees Paddy comming up behind him with an empty van, so he pulls him over. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?

The black guy says let me try. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?

The lizard says 'AYYY!! She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Telling jokes and "trying tricky tongue twisters" is a great way to spend time with friends and family.

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A penguin takes his car into the shop and the mechanic tells him he needs an hour to check it out…

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Be proud that your monkey has grown hair. Animal Games! Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. Add your joke Choose from jokes. A: No nigger could stay on a jok for 40 days without eating the chickens!

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The black guy ask was that noise. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. RKahn There comes a time when we must lay artifice aside and write the truth directly as it flows from the human heart.