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I am surprised how Stephen Curry's back isn't broken Otherwise, please let us know what you were looking for in the comments, below! A dictator approaches one of his country's finest musicians, and asks him to compose a piece of music to be played by an orchestra in front of the country's ruling class.


Unfortunately for the musician he lived in a country ruled by a dictator. We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters. Curry's doesn't sell curries, dominos jokds sell dominoes, and the virgin megastore, what a disappointment. However when it was time to perf Canadian: "Have you ever tried beaver curry?

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The man, not wanting to displease the great leader did as he asked. They're always in a curry. I had an unbelievably hot fooe last night. With the I ball pretty hard but I still hit 3's like it's going out of style Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry When I woke up, my pilau was missing. We do not give credit for puns.

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So there's this musician You may be banned for it, depending on how grave the issue is. This joke may contain profanity.

Flagrant reposting: Please try to avoid reposting excessively or within 50 days of the iteration of the joke you are posting. From carrying all of the Golden State Warriors' bandwagoners Indian jokws are a lot like Russian people. Any instrument he touches he can instantly play at a masters level.

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One day the dictator learns of the musician's talent and has the musician brought before him. Whatever the case, please let us know, and help us improve this Punpedia entry. I was in a restaurant at a raucous curry night, some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued. The big night came.

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Chicken Tikka. Not daring to say no to the Supreme Leader, he agreed. It tasted ok but the bill was enormous. A kid playing tag runs up kokes Tim Curry and says Did you find the curry-related pun that you were looking for? Why would Indians make great basketball coaches? Interested to hear that the Smurfs have set up a curry delivery service. So the man assembled the best orchestra in all of Korea to play the piece he composed for the Leader.

One day he was called upon by Kim Jong-Un himself to compose a piece of music and have an orchestra play it live to him in the great auditorium. No manners at all. Cumin side and make yourself at home.

Germany: Do you like chicken? You will be permanently banned for it. One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma. We need to leave now! I ordered a pelican curry the other night. We don't give credit here.

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It tasted average. Dreamt that I was eating a curry last night. I had a mean curry the other night.

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Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts. Beaver curry A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.

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I went for a curry the other week, had a chicken tarka. I always confuse chutney and pickle. So theres this musician who is incredibly gifted. Please also remove the new Reddit credit banner at the bottom. Must be a pun: I mean it's obvious!

Other: This option is a catch for all instances fkod require moderator attention. The musician, not wanting to displease the glorious leader, sets to work immediately, and writes one of the greatest piece Kerr, the Warriors' coach was furious, but the players said that the balls were too small, and kept slipping out of their hands.