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One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID.

The word corn in American English refers to maize, which is sold by the ear often enough. This is a pun.

To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. The humor lies in the fact that the word buccaneer which means a pirate sounds like "buck an ear", which could be rendered more plainly as "dollar for each ear". As he approaches t I am Boris Johnson, the Prime Mjch.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc. I have absolutely no idea what to do.

Q: How much do pirates pay for corn? I can't think of a single thing.

So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you? I have heard another variant of this joke were corn is replaced by ear piercings which I will leave the deconstruction as an exercise to the reader.

With that shot we cashed his cheque. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.

See More. Could you please show me your ID?

Today at AM I walked into a car showroom last night. Everybody knows who I am.

With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. I don't have a clue.

A: A buccaneer!