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There must be something wrong with my eyes.

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But dinosaurs still exist, right? Because you are glowing! Because you're sodium fine girl! I want our love to be like the Pi: irrational and never-ending. What do you say?. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

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bac Because you're a cutie! We should do it together sometime. Kissing is a language of loveā€¦. Sarcasm can be one of the most charming ways to flirt. Playful banter is a fantastic way to flirt, as it forms inside jokes with your potential partner, shows off your wit, and creates fabulous sexual tension. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean.

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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes. See my friend over there? In fact, you can bet your bottom dollar that anything sexual or overtly cheesy is going to have your woman rolling her eyes and laughing to her girlfriends about you later.

Are you a video game? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

Can you pass me an inhaler? I was wondering if you had an extra heart.

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Hey girl, let me tie those shoes. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate. Fat koala.

I'm sick and my doctor prescribed me Vitamin U. But I can totally picture us together. Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.